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The Baby Plumber’s Crack – Funny Baby Pictures

August 11th, 2009
Funny Baby Picture - Baby Plumber's Butt

Funny Baby Picture - Baby Plumber's Crack Butt

Most guys show their butt crack whether they’re working on their cars or actually plumbing.  This is not on purpose and we usually do not think the plumber’s crack is showing.  I admit mine shows a lot especially with the jeans my wife makes me buy.  I might be picking up a toy or I may be doing some housework causing my butt crack to show.  It is the worst when my wife is walking by and she sticks her finger right on top of the crack.

I am the first to point out plumber’s crack.  I see plumber’s crack when I am at the grocery store and someone bends over to get the food off the bottom shelf.   I also see plumber’s crack when I am driving.  The immature dad in me does point it out.  I can’t help but laugh.

Before we had Rylan, I never saw my wife have plumber’s crack.  When she was pregnant, I started seeing butt crack.  I was the first to point it out.  I think that goes hand in hand with the new gas attack that pregnant women get.  It must let the excess gas out?  That plumber crack sometimes still shows sometimes when she bends over.

Funny Baby Picture - Baby Showing his Butt Crack

Funny Baby Picture - Baby Showing his Butt Crack

Now comes the baby plumbers crack.  We were getting the little boy ready for swimming.  He had his swim diaper on and his swim gear.  All of a sudden he started reaching for a toy.  And then, instead of hysteria of pointing out, “I see plumber’s crack,” it comes out from Rylan’s mom as, “Ohhh cute, his butt crack is showing!”

Only if I could get, “Ohhh cute, he has plumber’s crack,” from my wife instead of the finger on top of the crack.

Oh, the pride and joy of being a husband and a new dad.

Read Dad Blog Version:  Plumber cracks are hilarious.  My son had his first plumber’s crack today.  I had a good laugh.

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New Dad Enjoyment – The Blow Fart

July 29th, 2009

Most men find it funny to make farting noises.  It starts as a baby when you laugh at your farts, then as a kid here you can see who can fart the loudest either from the fanny or the ultimate armpit fart.  Then, as an adult, you still laugh at the farts.  Moms, ladies, girls, you know you laugh too, usually at your own.  You may not laugh at other’s bad gas.

As a new dad, you find out about the farts. I never knew my little son could fart as loud as me. He farts so loud that he vibrates the floor.  He farts so long he makes a million bubbles in the bath.  I also never knew when my wife was pregnant that she could fart like a champ.  Pregnancy changes a lot of things!    She went from an angel to the queen ripper.

Now there is the blow fart.  The blow fart is when you blow on the other persons skin and it makes a farting noise.  Usually when it happens on the belly, the other person laughs in terror.  They go “Please stop, please stop.”  If you do it to a little one they may push your face away.  Well, my son Rylan is a little different.  He doesn’t move when I do it on his cheek.  He comes back for more and more and more.  He sometimes laughs and sometimes just sits there like in the video.  As parents, sometimes we can laugh at the little one’s thunder.

No wonder we like to fart, it is fun, and relieving and just plain feels good.  The worst things are holding it in and the smells.  Think of a time when you are at church or at a movie when someone lets a stinky fart, oh the dread!

New dads and moms, parents, get use to the farts that are loud, earth shaking and surprisingly not stinky.  Poops are a different story.  Most of all enjoy the blow farts.  You will be dealing with those and the real farts for the rest of your lives.

Dad Blog – New Dad: version:  baby farts are hilarious.  I never knew baby’s could rip it. The blow fart is a lot of fun.  It teaches the kid to enjoy the fart.

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