Adult Butt Wipes - A recommendation for a dad
Real Dad Blog Version: Try adult butt wipes. It will add an extra skip to your step and leave you refreshed after you do your duty in the bathroom.
About four years ago, I was at my older brother’s office in Florida. I had to go number two very badly. I went to reach for the toilet paper and there was nothing. I stood up and looked for toilet paper all around the bathroom, but the toilet paper was nowhere to be found. What to do? What to do? Should I use paper towels? Should I just not clean my butt (ick!) Low and behold, what do I see in front of me? Baby butt wipes!!!! I never used them before but why not? That was an experience in itself; my butt never felt so clean after pooping in a public place.
I later asked my brother why there was no toilet paper. He gave me a similar story about him being home and there being no toilet paper around for him to use. Since they had a little one, he decided to try butt wipes. He got hooked. Butt wipes are all he uses now.
Not being shy, I have shared my butt wipes experiences with other people. I have actually got some people hooked on butt wipes. They use the butt wipes religiously after going number two. One person I know is a former division I national champion football player. He has been using them for years. He has also got a lot of people hooked on butt wipes. Even the toughest of men use butt wipes proudly.
I barely use adult wipes myself unless I am somewhere else. I am very regular. I wake p in the morning, go poop, and I am able to use the shower, which is the best cleaner of the fanny.
What are the benefits of keeping some butt wipes on you? It will help prevent anal itch. Anal itch is horrible! It will give you a cleaner butt. It will also help you not use icky public toilet paper, which actually feels like the tree it came from. As my friend Matt would say after being introduced to butt wipes, “I now have an extra skip in my step.”
Be a man, and give them a try. You use them on your kids!
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Interesting idea… we have a wipe warmer for our little one which may have to be relocated to the bathroom, should come in handy in the winter!