My Baby Getting a Kiss

Like father like son, Rylan is a stud.  Besides getting kisses from his relatives, mom, and dad, Rylan has already been receiving kisses from his little girlfriends; two to be exact.  For privacy reasons we will leave the kids names out who have kissed him.  They see my boy a lot and are quite fond of him and he is fond of them as well.

We all think we remember our first kisses.  I am guessing we don’t because Rylan has already been kissed by baby girls.   I sure

My Baby's First Kiss with one of His Girlfriends

hope I was kissed like that when I was my son’s age.  Mom, was I kissed like that when I was a baby? The first time I kissed a girl that I remember was back in 3^rd grade.  I had no idea what I was doing and really, it did not mean much.  I would much rather have been playing baseball or been sitting on my but playing Baseball Stars on Nintendo.  I had no idea what I was doing and I am sure she did not either.  My first real kiss was when I was 15.  I was like, oh, this what is a kiss should feel like.  This wet and slimy stuff – playing tonsil hockey is pretty cool.

Baby practicing his romantic toy skills

Rylan, I have some kissing wisdom for you.

1. 1,  The little cuties are kissing you right now.  Please wait until you are older, your mom would like you to wait until you’re married.  I think fifteen or sixteen is a good age.
2. 2.  In your younger years, and in your teenage years, sports and school come first.  All you better be thinking about is sports when you are in your younger years (mom says and her too).  Girls should be labeled as gross but OK to be friends with.
3. Never ever let this last picture happen to you again.  I realize
   

   Baby Caught of Guard from Kissing Baby Boy

   you’re young and innocent and obviously are caught off guard.

Real Dad Blog Version:  My son is a stud; girls are kissing him left and right.  Just remember Rylan,  sports come first (and mom) and don’t you ever let a boy kiss you again.

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