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The Baby Plumber’s Crack – Funny Baby Pictures

August 11th, 2009 by American Dad Leave a reply »
Funny Baby Picture - Baby Plumber's Butt

Funny Baby Picture - Baby Plumber's Crack Butt

Most guys show their butt crack whether they’re working on their cars or actually plumbing.  This is not on purpose and we usually do not think the plumber’s crack is showing.  I admit mine shows a lot especially with the jeans my wife makes me buy.  I might be picking up a toy or I may be doing some housework causing my butt crack to show.  It is the worst when my wife is walking by and she sticks her finger right on top of the crack.

I am the first to point out plumber’s crack.  I see plumber’s crack when I am at the grocery store and someone bends over to get the food off the bottom shelf.   I also see plumber’s crack when I am driving.  The immature dad in me does point it out.  I can’t help but laugh.

Before we had Rylan, I never saw my wife have plumber’s crack.  When she was pregnant, I started seeing butt crack.  I was the first to point it out.  I think that goes hand in hand with the new gas attack that pregnant women get.  It must let the excess gas out?  That plumber crack sometimes still shows sometimes when she bends over.

Funny Baby Picture - Baby Showing his Butt Crack

Funny Baby Picture - Baby Showing his Butt Crack

Now comes the baby plumbers crack.  We were getting the little boy ready for swimming.  He had his swim diaper on and his swim gear.  All of a sudden he started reaching for a toy.  And then, instead of hysteria of pointing out, “I see plumber’s crack,” it comes out from Rylan’s mom as, “Ohhh cute, his butt crack is showing!”

Only if I could get, “Ohhh cute, he has plumber’s crack,” from my wife instead of the finger on top of the crack.

Oh, the pride and joy of being a husband and a new dad.

Read Dad Blog Version:  Plumber cracks are hilarious.  My son had his first plumber’s crack today.  I had a good laugh.

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4 Responses

  1. LiteralDan says:

    Your wife is a bold, fearless woman to go blindly sticking an ungloved finger in such a potentially dangerous place.

    I can say with absolute certainty that my wife would never do this, and now I can’t help but think her at least a tiny bit defective for it.

    But, on the plus side, I feel much more confident in shaking her hand.

  2. The finger in the crack… sounds like something my wife would do. Fortunately I never show my crack. I believe it’s because I have no butt so I have to tighten my belt pretty well to keep my britches up.

  3. Dad Blog says:

    Thanks for the reply. My wife says that I have cute small butt. I think I better take your idea of wearing a very tight belt. I don’t like screaming like a girl.

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